definitions
Stupid is:
Taking that last shot, the one Vinny the bartender decided to give us after the 4th round of drinks.
Idiotic is:
Not bothering to eat any of the bread at the table all night long.
Friendship is:
Holding your hand while you wabble to the bathroom.
True Friendship is:
Forcing your wrist down your throat to make the toxins leave “peacefully”.
THANK YOU
touristes moches
And I thought I was the ugly American tourists, turns out the berets and nasal accents are what turn off most people.
According to a recent international survey, the French are now considered the most obnoxious tourists from European nations, behind only Indians and the last-place Chinese as the worst among countries worldwide. And it’s not just the rest of the world that has a gripe with the Gallic attitude: the French also finished second to last among nations ranking the popularity of their own tourists who vacation at home.
And in bigger French news… my good friend Anne-Laure will be visiting me next month!!! She hasn’t been to the States in over 10 years, and recently returned from another work trip to Afghanistan.
Many a broken language conversations will be had. Mostly, I’ll just laugh at her accent and pretend like I remember French. Trips are in order, and taking a break after my week of work at SIGGRAPH this year sounds perfect. In the mode right now to organize a few fun trips to SF, Vegas and hopefully some big trees up north.
[… , the poll finds that the French and Americans are similar in being perceived as critical and rude when they travel — though for different reasons. The same attractions that make France the world’s top destination for 92 million foreign visitors each year, says de Roux, also explain why more than 85% of French citizens vacation in-country — and wind up spoiled by it when they leave. “When they go abroad, French travelers demand the same quality they’d get at home,” de Roux says. “Americans, by contrast, demand the same exceptional service they are used to at home, which is why they rank as the loudest, most inclined to complain and among the least polite.” ]
See AL, we really ARE the same ![]()
I get browner by the hour
Seriously, this tan is out of control. Having 3 BBQs over the long weekend hasn’t helped either. I swear , I haven’t even tried to get this dark. And no, I don’t work in a field. But whatevs, I’m feeling glowey.
July 4th was a lot of food and a lot of friends …

On Sunday, we all had a blast at Becca’s for her birthday. I was drunk from booze, Ollie was drunk from food.
And SF was fun …

mel-on dollar fruit
Remember back when I was in Japan and I kept harping on about expensive fruit?
Well, apparently $120 is cheap for a melon. Check out the one that just auctioned off for nearly $6,100!
Here’s the real kicker, though. The watermelon is a bargain compared to the $23,500 recently paid in Japan for a pair of Yubari cantaloupes, the AP reported, adding that melons are a luxury item commonly given as gifts.
Also, I had great experiences at the onsen I went to with Hiroko and Juha. And like all things Japanese , it has been re-invented with a theme.
hey now
I’m getting back into the feel of things lately. This year SIGGRAPH won’t be the hell I normally have to prepare for. While I’m busy cleaning up some more categories (thanks M for pointing this out several times), why don’t you take a nice look at some of the lovely world news I’ve been reading lately…
- like how a drunken Swede tried to row home from Denmark, and failed.
- or how in China, all that birth moderation is making a bunch of single dudes unhappy
- isn’t it lovely that in Spain, human rights are going to the monkeys?
- and lastly, as I prepare for my 24 hour trip to San Francisco, they praise their leader in their own way



