love and lust

it’s ok to love the Eiffel Tower, but …

Not LOVE the Eiffel Tower.

What I want to know is, is there nothing here Stateside she couldn’t fall for? I mean, we got the St. Louis arch and the Golden Gate bridge. Is it because the Eiffel Tower has an accented sense of snobbery we can’t compete with?

Oh, I see … she wanted to French.

Friggin’ American weirdos.

3 Responses to “it’s ok to love the Eiffel Tower, but …”

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Jun 11th, 2008 at 9:42 pm mels

wow…and i thought i’ve seen it all…bizaaarrro!!

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Jun 12th, 2008 at 9:34 am Dan Wilson

I think what made me wince the most was the statement that she has a physical relationship with a piece of fence….

I mean… splinters!

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Jun 12th, 2008 at 9:40 am -j.

So THAT’S why you didn’t come to our wedding? “Having my hair done” indeed…pfft.

Sincerely,
Mr. and Mrs. T. Mahal

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