.: culture : mash :.

My ex boyfriend from ages ago taught me an interesting word and concept that I still use to this day. The word “bronzilla”. This word is meant to describe anyone (usually women though) who are addicted to tanning and turn a deep shade of orange. You know the kind. They sometimes have peroxide snowy blond hay hair and fake breasts that you can see standing up a mile away. This is usually known as the Californian variety.

The other day though, I came across a new breed. The Jersey Boy Bronzilla.

Now, I can understand wanting to be a dark, coco-buttered mocha love machine, I mean… I am one naturally. But, I’m not sure if these guys abide by the indigenous rules of skin color that well.